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Definitions by XxXdickblue1XxX

oh shit OH GOD FUCK NO WAIT FUCK GOD NO AHH 

(four girls in a bikini with big tits walks into Rob's house and he is pure and loves god)

Rob: oh shit OH GOD FUCK NO WAIT FUCK GOD NO AHH HELP IM GONNA GET FUCKING RAPED HELP FUCK NO PLEASE HELP NO, NO, NOOO- (Rob breaks out of his bedroom's window and escapes the hoeslut thot girls)

jesus fucking christ 

when ur actually severely injured and.......
Rob: JESUS FUCKING CHRIST MY FUCKING ARM IS FUCKING CUT OPEN LIKE A PUSSY GOD HELP THE FUCKING PAIN FGFHTDGHFHGDHDFSGRSGHFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK KKKKK *inhales* AHAGAGAHGAGAHYHAHAAAAGAGAGGGAGAAAAAAÀÆAAAAAA *lungs start to collapse* HAGHAGHAGAHHGAGAGEEEAAAAAAAAA WHYYYYYUUUUUU AUGEGHGHGHGHGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA *right lung is collapsed* LORD PLEASE SEND ME TO HEAVEN BEFORE I DIE I'M SORRY FOR BEING HORNY, WATCHING HENTAI, AND JERKING OFF, AGAHAGAFGFFGAAAAAAAAAA *fucking dies*

balls to the third 

when ur bored and it just pops up in ur mind
Rob: (is bored) balls to the third, man why thefuckdidithinkthat?

bruh moment a tee 

saying bruh but its more fancy
Girl: (is on twitter) did i ask?

Badass: (is offended woman because he said "women lil weird") (is going to roast) bruh moment a tee💀👽
bruh moment a tee by XxXdickblue1XxX November 16, 2021
You.
You: how the fuk is that defining a word????? da fuq??
You by XxXdickblue1XxX November 16, 2021
you say this after somebody say some cap shiet
Nob: i got twelve hoes

Rob: on god?

Bob: foreal bro
on god? by XxXdickblue1XxX November 16, 2021
Bob: wanna play sum cod3?

Rob: ight im down
Rob by XxXdickblue1XxX November 16, 2021