A Stark

A fat idiot with wrists wider than a horses penis

'Look at that fat guys wrists, what a Stark.'

by Dave Rich April 18, 2008

pull a candice stark

to engage in many sexual encounters over a week resulting in the acquireing of herpes

sluty girl:"duuuudddeee!! i just totally pulled a candice!"

friend: "again?" "didnt you just get herpes?"

sluty girl: "i like weiners"

friend: i can always count on you to pull a candice stark"

by lizziesaidrawr September 26, 2010

raped by a shark

a saying used for situations where actually being raped by a shark would be more appealing than taking part in the said situations.

I'd rather be raped by a shark than go in to work on the weekend.

"I'd rather be raped by a shark than raped by your mom." -kj&th

by the storm drains February 18, 2009

I'm a Shark!

The Singing Shark is an internet meme based on a comic strip found on the same site as the Hockey Zombie. The meme is actually a comic, about a great white shark, who pops out of the water with his mouth wide open to sing, "I'm a shark! I'm a shark! Suck my dick! I'm a shark!"

This has spurned a massive response online, and variations of it are everywhere.

Why didn't you write your essay for class?

"I'm a shark! Suck my dick! I didn't do it!"

by kelderoth April 2, 2007

like a shark

Possessing Awesome Power, Speed, Skilled Precision, Quick Wit, and/or Cunning.

Like a Shark, Joey Chestnut beat down Takeru "Tsunami" Kobayashi in the greatest contest on earth.

Gorby has crazy mic experience, like a shark.

by AF of Des Moines November 22, 2007

pull a Sark

To repeatedly flake after being asked to hang out

Hey man it’s my birthday next week. It would mean a lot if you can make it.

Sorry man, I’m gonna have to pull a Sark. I have to study for my quiz.

by EscapeTheBubble October 31, 2020

Mike Haggar piledriving a Shark

The manifestation of the words: awesome, elite(1337), mega-awesome, top-tier, more-badass-than-a-fucking-shark-awesome, and let's-see-fucking-chuck noris-do-that.

Oh, haha oxygen needs Chuck Norris not the other way around. Whatever he's no Mike Haggar piledriving a shark.

by Ted Lehcats December 2, 2010