'A Standing' 

'A Standing' is a post millennium term created by young energetic internet wizards to describe old men that babble nonsense and long winded insults from keyboards onto social media websites such as Facebook and/or Twitter etc.

Typically 'A Standing' would have a profile picture of an old man with arms crossed defensively suggesting he is ready to take on anyone on the internet with his troll like grumbles.

Insults usually come in the form of mirror talk, as the old man catches a glimpse of himself here and there, words like pathetic and child travel from brain to keyboard and then on to the web.

'A Standing' usually believes laughing face emojis are a form of support on his posts & comments, however does not realise the laugh is on him

Oh dear, looks like we have 'A Standing'

Yup, hes defo 'A Standing'

'A Standing' by Rightmond November 29, 2022

A Standing Ovation

After great sex, you pull out and clap for your still erect penis, letting it go flaccid to a round of applause.

“It was great, after I finished I immediately gave myself a standing ovation.”

A Standing Ovation by Spoodge McDuck December 29, 2020

A standing cock has no conscience 

When erect the male penis is totally uninhibited. To be blinded by desire or lust

The groom sadly understood the adage a standing cock has no conscience while attending his own shotgun wedding

A standing cock has no conscience by rucus11 September 25, 2009

a standing 8 count 

When having sex the female turns out to be a sadomasicist, and begins beating herself about the face with her clinched fist.

dude, i was doing the dirty with this slut last night, and she cominced giving herself a standing 8 count.

a standing 8 count by Jon Downey September 19, 2006

standing on a crafting tabel 

sex, sucking of the dick, y'know..

WTH DREAM AND GEORGE ARE STANDING ON A CRAFTING TABEL

standing on a crafting tabel by Kiwi 👍💚 May 22, 2021

Standing like a beauty 

Being cold.

Layla: “I’m really standing like a beauty, can I borrow your coat?.”
Lilith: “Oh, of course, here.”

Standing like a beauty by LoreLass_arr April 25, 2025

standing on the edge of a cliff 

I see no, hear no evil, black writing's on the wall
Unleashed a million faces, and one-by-one they fall
Black-hearted evil, Brave-hearted hero
I am all, I am all, I am

I... I... I... I am
Here we go, buddy, here we go, buddy
Here we go, here we go, buddy, here we go

Go ahead and try to see through me, do it if you dare
One step forward, two steps back, I'll be there
(One step forward, two steps back)

Do it! Do it! Do it! Do it!

Can you see all of me?
Walk into my mystery
Step inside, and hold on for dear life

Do you remember me?
Capture you or set you free
I am all, and I am all of me
(I am, I am all of me)

I am! I am, I'm all of me
I am! I am, I'm all of me
I am! I am, I'm all of me
(Here we go)

I see and feel the evil, My hands will crush 'em all
You think you have the answers, I'll laugh and watch you fall
Black-hearted evil, Brave-hearted hero
I am all, I am all, I am

I... I... I... I am
Here we go, buddy, here we go, buddy
Here we go, here we go, buddy, here we go

Go ahead and try to see through me, do it if you dare
One step forward, two steps back, I'm here
(One step forward, two steps back)

Do it! Do it! Do it! Do it!

Can you see all of me?
Walk into my mystery
Step inside, and hold on for dear life

Do you remember me?
Capture you or set you free
I am all, and I am all of me
(I am, I am all of me)

Someone: *Sets his discord status to "I am standing on the edge of a cliff and my life is the wind"*

Crush 40: I see no, hear no evil, black writing's on the wall
Unleashed a million faces, and one-by-one they fall
Black-hearted evil, Brave-hearted hero
I am all, I am all, I am

I... I... I... I am
Here we go, buddy, here we go, buddy
Here we go, here we go, buddy, here we go

Go ahead and try to see through me, do it if you dare
One step forward, two steps back, I'll be there
(One step forward, two steps back)

Do it! Do it! Do it! Do it!

Can you see all of me?
Walk into my mystery
Step inside, and hold on for dear life

Do you remember me?
Capture you or set you free
I am all, and I am all of me
(I am, I am all of me)

I am! I am, I'm all of me
I am! I am, I'm all of me
I am! I am, I'm all of me
(Here we go)

I see and feel the evil, My hands will crush 'em all
You think you have the answers, I'll laugh and watch you fall
Black-hearted evil, Brave-hearted hero
I am all, I am all, I am

I... I... I... I am
Here we go, buddy, here we go, buddy
Here we go, here we go, buddy, here we go

Go ahead and try to see through me, do it if you dare
One step forward, two steps back, I'm here
(One step forward, two steps back)

Do it! Do it! Do it! Do it!

Can you see all of me?
Walk into my mystery
Step inside, and hold on for dear life

Do you remember me?
Capture you or set you free
I am all, and I am all of me
(I am, I am all of me)

standing on the edge of a cliff by Tumbleflop February 24, 2021