When having sex the female turns out to be a sadomasicist, and begins beating herself about the face with her clinched fist.
dude, i was doing the dirty with this slut last night, and she cominced giving herself a standing 8 count.
by Jon Downey September 19, 2006
The act of tidying up your ass between poops, usually brought on by mild to moderate itching. A standing 8 count is executed by wiping one's butt while standing.
by arlo jones February 16, 2009