Standing 

The act of being upright, and or not sitting. Other times, the act of typing random, if not meaningless words in the hope of finding some funny inexplicable definition.

I was standing earlier.......

Standing by english911 March 29, 2010

Standing 

The sport in which one or many stand opposing gravity and all its forces in a verticle position, so that thou shall become the best stander.

Standing is about as cool as the mother duck and does not hurt your stomach

Larry: Dude check Andy out man he's been standing for the past 24566 minutes
Jed: Whoa thats intense
Cran: No sarc.

2011 Most Common Sport - Bus Stops and Train Stations.
2011 Most Talentless Sport - (2nd Place)

Standing by Standing on Facebook June 29, 2011

Standing here i realise 

Standing here, I realize you were
Just like me trying to make history.
But who's to judge the right from wrong.
When our guard is down I think we'll both agree.
That violence breeds violence.
But in the end it has to be this way.
I've curved my own path, you've followed your wrath;
But maybe we're both the same.
The world has turned, and so many have burned.
But nobody is to blame.
It's tearing across this barren wasted land.
I feel new life could be born beneath
The blood stained sand.

Standing here i realise is a song from MGR during the senator Armstrong fight

Standing here i realise by A ghost from Scotland April 12, 2022

standing on business 

Short Def: Take care of your business

Long Def: When faced with a situation, you are urged to handle your own affairs.

Sad Def: After breaking up with your significant other, you are focusing on your business by dealing with your personal matters.

"Ay, Qebly what happened to your hoe?"

"Fuck dat bih, I'm standing on business"

standing on business by WHERESWILINE October 20, 2023

standing reservation 

A reservation consistently placed at the same time and day each week, such as that for a favorite restaurant.

He has a standing reservation there and brings in a new girl to treat out each week.

standing reservation by Pap¡ February 13, 2017

Standing Stupid

When you go to a fast food restaurant and stare at the menu for an extra long time without knowing what to order

Me and Kennidy went to Which-wich and were caught standing stupid trying to figure out what and how to order.

Standing Stupid by standing stupid September 2, 2018

Standing Yams

Refers to aggressive standing dunks in the game of basketball.

Did you see Shaq's standing yams?

Standing Yams by Call me Dmon September 6, 2016