2 definitions by Jon Downey

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When having sex the female turns out to be a sadomasicist, and begins beating herself about the face with her clinched fist.
dude, i was doing the dirty with this slut last night, and she cominced giving herself a standing 8 count.
by Jon Downey September 18, 2006
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This is when an attractive girl has gained a significant amount of poundage for no explanable reason.
God almighty! That bitch was hot last summer, but she's been eating grenade soup.
by Jon Downey September 24, 2006
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