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Take a shower
Something some of y’all never heard of because you smell like ass everyday thinking that bealls outlet 7 dollar perfume gonna help.
Take a shower by Realiststatements June 30, 2019
he's a grower not a shower
A shower already has a big penis when flaccid and does not grow much more and a grower has a small penis flaccid but grows a lot having an erection
he's a grower not a shower by guuuuuurrrrrrlllllllllllllllll November 19, 2013
grower not a shower
After being derided in the locker room for his limp rat dick, Tony assured the others with his only comeback: "I'm a grower not a shower!"
grower not a shower by Herb N. Dictionary October 25, 2002
Grower not a shower
Grower not a shower by 6ix9inenc told u guys January 24, 2019
shallow as a shower
adjective; describing one who is so skin-deep that he or she does the following:
1) invests an excessive portion of disposable income on clothes, shoes, hair products, cosmetics, shake-weights, plastic surgery, and other means to fit the arbitrary standards of beauty ascribed by his or her culture/ society,
2) walks around in public places filling the self-assigned role of fashion police
3) views those who do not ascribe to his/her standards of beauty as inferior beings to self
4) values such standards (otherwise defined as "hotness") in potential significant others, over personality and intelligence
5) is willing to dump said significant others who downgrade in terms of such standards
6) suffers an existential crisis when suffering such a downgrade
1) invests an excessive portion of disposable income on clothes, shoes, hair products, cosmetics, shake-weights, plastic surgery, and other means to fit the arbitrary standards of beauty ascribed by his or her culture/ society,
2) walks around in public places filling the self-assigned role of fashion police
3) views those who do not ascribe to his/her standards of beauty as inferior beings to self
4) values such standards (otherwise defined as "hotness") in potential significant others, over personality and intelligence
5) is willing to dump said significant others who downgrade in terms of such standards
6) suffers an existential crisis when suffering such a downgrade
shallow as a shower by dick-shunary January 28, 2012
a shower of bastards
a shower of bastards by Jimmy two times October 15, 2013
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