A Monster
A Monster by Anthony Black October 13, 2011
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A monster trapped in denim
Is a huge penis being strangled by tight pants.
A monster trapped in denim by Alibaster Slim August 6, 2012
a monster in paris
A great movie about a monster who makes friends with a French singer, based on The Phantom of the Opera, except the French girl, Lucille, is the Svengali.
Leona: Have you seen A Monster in Paris?
Jennifer: Nope.
Leona: WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU? GO SEE IT ASAP!
Jennifer: Nope.
Leona: WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU? GO SEE IT ASAP!
a monster in paris by SuomiSverigeNorge April 20, 2018
A monster mash
I bought the variety pack for the Halloween themed cereals. I'm going to have myself a monster mash!
A monster mash by BuGgY_BiTz October 12, 2019
Pound a Monster
Nick: Dude, I can't even land a grenade or land-mine tonight.
Ian: It's all good man, if all else fails you can always pound a monster!
Ian: It's all good man, if all else fails you can always pound a monster!
Pound a Monster by Pseudonomymous July 31, 2011
I feel like a monster
You feel like a monster after you listen to the Skillet song Monster and it gets stuck in your head so you are now quietly singing to your self "I, I feel like a monster!" while doing the dishes or something.
I feel it deep within, it's just beneath the skin, I MUST CONFESS THAT I FEEL LIKE A MONSTER! I hate what I've become, the nightmares just begun, I MUST CONFESS THAT I FEEL LIKE A MONSTER! I, I FEEL LIKE A MONSTER! I, I FEEL LIKE A MONSTER!-song lyrics from the song Monster.
I feel like a monster by Rero King of Cherries December 18, 2017
hatch a monster loaf
hatch a monster loaf by Wise Man July 11, 2003
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