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An asshole; That guy nobody enjoys being around. Commonly uses the phrase, "Shut up, fag."
"He kept telling me to shut up, and that I was a fag."

"What a Mitch."
A Mitch by Brenda Murphy September 18, 2011
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When you fail on the first attempt and succeed on the second.
In the second frame, Michelle got a Mitch when she bowled a gutter-ball on her first throw and then picked up the spare on her second.
A Mitch by Rozersedge February 1, 2019

A Mitch and T 

1: "one who shuns themselves away in there room away from life, playing WoW (World of Warcraft) 24/7 and not being social in the outside world at ALL.

2: "someone realllllly lazy"
"hey do you wanna go to the mall with me?"
(nah, i think ima pull a mitch and t )

"get your ass up off the couch!!"
(DUDE!, im pulling a mitch and t!!
A Mitch and T by Carlos R. [ramrod] October 16, 2008

Pulling a Mitch Conner 

Any time you do something on accident either in your benefit or not done with your hands is called pulling a Mitch Conner
Did you see that play in the game, he pulled a Mitch Conner to score...

There goes that driver pulling a Mitch Conner to cut across 4 lanes of highway to catch the exit...

I just dropped my lighter, look at me pulling a Mitch Conner...

Pulling a Mitch 

Dating/hitting on females wayy younger than you
Joe: Wow she's hot!
Devin: Dude.. She's like 9 .. Stop pulling a Mitch

Doing a Mitch 

The act of commenting sarcastically on anyone and everyone's Facebook posts.
Mitch just could not help himself, I caught him Doing a Mitch on my latest Facebook post
Doing a Mitch by Bobwayne June 23, 2019

Son of a Mitch 

This is a term used to insult the father.Mitch derived from kevin harts word man bitch.SOM is the womans equivalent to SOB.
Son of a mitch i forgot my keys at home.
Son of a Mitch by Icy1 December 8, 2018
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