excreting, crapping, defecating, pinching a
loaf, dropping a
load, taking a shit, doing a george, grunting a
growler, saluting the throne, taking a dump.
As
Sammy realized that his whole life was
coming out of his smartest orifice after days of painful constipation; he screamed with relief, "Heavens to Betsy" and slowly turned and smiled to watch himself making a
tail.