A Manual

To not masturbate with out some kind of high-tech jack-off machine, pocket pussy, fleshlight or any other improvised masturbatory devices.
Basically being masturbated a human with their hand other than your own hand.

Nicole was on the rag so she gave me a manual to satisfy my sexual urges.

by $hIti0T June 20, 2014

someone get em a manual

A phrase that is said to someone that does something socially unacceptable and needs a instruction manual on life.

OMG he can't do that. Someone get em a manual!

by @ stollenmemes101 December 14, 2017

give that guy a manual

A demented catchphrase made up by a bunch of confused 12/13 year old FIFA lovers who probably have no life -_-

*Random guy screws up*

13-year-old dipsh*t: "Give that guy a manual!"

by DontEvenThinkAboutIt. October 18, 2013

to pull a Manuel

To have gay sex.

Guy 1: Did you have fun at the gaybar last night?
Guy 2: Hell yeah, it was amaze balls. I met this cute guy and pulled a Manuel.

(to pull a Manuel)

by MissPoopyButthole November 23, 2015

Pulled a Manalo

Verb:
1. When one plans to go out with people and at the last minute cancels.

Cheryl was going to come to lunch with us when she "Pulled a Manalo" at the last minute.

by IPN-Fan December 4, 2009

Pulling a manuel

Being totally awesome.Of course he loves annoying people but it’s his job too.His friend group hates him of course but he gets it.He love arguing with Sophia and hitting tayler

Omg your pulling a manuel.Wait omg thanks for the compliment

by Mr bubblesbootycheeks January 2, 2020

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by Adujasty343 June 16, 2025