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cracked like a koi fish
While being cracked out of your mind yet still performing. Similar to how a koi fish swim in a small pond cracked out of its mind but still performing.
Som’ shit Brad says
Or
Fuck boi you are cracked like a koi fish.
Or
Bro I was watching reel rock and I was cracked like a koi fish.
Or
Fuck boi you are cracked like a koi fish.
Or
Bro I was watching reel rock and I was cracked like a koi fish.
cracked like a koi fish by SonOfAMish October 7, 2021
Related Words
cracked like a koi fish • akoi • akoiromantic • akoisexual • Akoïa • Akoidan • Akoiz • A.D.A.M. • A • A.B.I.
akoisexual
He/she is totally hot, but I don't actually want to get involved sexually - since I'm akoisexual I'd prefer to just fantasize from afar.
akoisexual by Aishlion January 12, 2015
akoiromantic
being able to have or having romantic attraction but not wanting it to be reciprocated/feeling uncomfortable when it is reciprocated
it's like craving intimacy but being allergic to it
it's like craving intimacy but being allergic to it
alex felt awkward when they and sam began to date and become more intimate even though they had held strong feelings of attraction for them before dating; alex is akoiromantic.
akoiromantic by shedsomelightonit October 13, 2015
akoiromantic
Someone who experiences romantic attraction, but doesn't wish to act upon it or for it to be reciprocated.
I had a huge crush on her, but as soon as we got into a relationship, doing romantic things with her felt uncomfortable. I think I might be akoiromantic.
akoiromantic by dustsoot July 21, 2014
Akoiz
Akoiz also known as AkoiBoi is a gamer who likes to chill in his room all day, enjoy his own company and not bother nobody.
He's straight up Akoiz
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Boffin
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Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.
Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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