A Kieran 

A term used when someone is fat, and is often mistaken with a Tyler due to many similarities of creepiness and being generally the most lazy person you've met. Kieran's often speak to there Mums with no respect even though without them they wouldn't know how to function with society. For an example watch south park as there is many similarities to Eric Cartman. Kieran's often have the IQs equivalent to a packet of Smash mash.

Are you going to work or are you being a Kieran today. There's a boulder rolling down that cliff, oh wait its just a Kieran, Respect your parents and don't be a Kieran.

A Kieran by Altomp February 19, 2025

Pulling a Kieran 

Pulling a Kieran is when you are ill and you haven't eaten, but your squad beckons to go on the night out and due to your weakened state, you have a few drinks and you end the night spilling your guts into a gutter.

"Oh man, did you see him last night?"
"No what happened?"
"He ended up 'pulling a Kieran'!"

Pulling a Kieran by officiallyatit May 25, 2015

What a Kiran

A metaphorical exchange between comrades during intense rounds of speech and negotiation tactics.

Lo Rahul, What a Kiran you are!!

What a Kiran by nivedasterxx March 16, 2022

pulling a kieron statham 

When you do something very retarded or disabled for no reason

im going to be pulling a kieron statham

pulling a kieron statham by Moistboi129 April 29, 2019

doing a kiran 

to date or try and chat up one of your friends past lovers. Everyone knows the unwritten rule never go out with one of your friends ex's. To do something like this in England is called 'doing a kiran'

You're doing a kiran! Stop trying to chat up your mates ex girlfreinds get one of your own

doing a kiran by Chamber made March 3, 2009

A keiran holmes

When a female wears a strap on and the male proceeds to deepthroat it

Albane "hey babe, Wana do a Keiran Holmes tonight?"

Keiran "hell yeah babe. Then I can turn around and you can pop it in my bum"

A keiran holmes by thejanitor7 September 11, 2020

Pulling a Kiera 

Being overly specific/technical about something in an attempt to obscure information.

I tried to find out where they were but they were pulling a Kiera.

Pulling a Kiera by anonymous May 25, 2021