A Gordon

A generic idiotic blunder. Usually caused by the absence of intellegence and common sense.

The sinking feeling as you get the the Asda checkout and realise you don't have your card. Again. And you're completely sober. What A Gordon.

by WeaZaa October 11, 2011

A Gordon

When someone's in a discord call and says "b-" then leaves
They just pulled a Gordon

"oh hey what are you doing on the weekend"
"b-"
"damn, he just pulled a Gordon"

by hey man whats up March 7, 2022

A Gordon Hayward

Messing up your ankle so bad it makes a right angle.

Yo his ankle got messed up. Looks like he just did a Gordon Hayward

by Tschmoney October 19, 2017

a gordon minute

A Gordon Minute is 10 seconds.

It originated due to how fast Gordon demands thing to be done in his kitchen.
It's used for people that are always demanding things be done ASAP even though they specified more time than they actually allotted.

Cooking this wont take longer than a gordon minute.

skye was a 3 pump chump, he was finished with her in a gordon minute.

by dr muta August 11, 2014

A Gordon Ramsay

When someone starts a sentence pleasant and nice but then ends it with saying something offensive.

Me:I was honestly surprised by how well you did. If I was comparing you to a fat fuck!
Friend:Dude that was such a Gordon Ramsay.

by LoneLaser0217 December 21, 2016

A Gordon Brown

Cockney slang for Hash Brown; A popular edition to the typical English Breakfast dish.

Hash Brown is made from shredded, fried potatoes.

"Hiya mate. I'll have a full English with an extra gordon brown, please."

by jansonyanson January 5, 2021

A Gordon Ramsay

A person who will constantly shout, scream and insult others for a mistake they made, regardless if it is big or small.

This guy was shouting at me because I put jam on the toast instead of butter! He's such a Gordon Ramsay!

by iamnotmyself March 30, 2022