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A fact that was assumed to have been known by all audiences. It is blatantly obvious, and logical.
John: did you put the leash on the dog before you walked it, son?
Son: No, was I supposed to?
John: I thought that that was a given...
Son: oh
a given by Crazy Joe Bro July 10, 2020
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Thats a given 

Uttered when someone says something that is obviously true.

The phrase was originally invented by me before rising into popularity.
Random dude 811: Final Fantasy IX is the best game ever.
Me: Thats a given.

Random Dude 499: Sri Lanka is amazing at cricket!
Me: Thats a given.

(^Well, according to me at least ^o^)

Random dude 911: George Bush sucks!
Me: Thats a given.

(according to everyone)

it's a given

A way of telling someone that ur going to do something, or agreeing with a comment they made.
Guy 1: Man, are u goin to watch the game on Saturday?
Guy 2: It's a given

Dewy: Man, I wouldn't mind being on top of that bench right now (where that hot chick is lieing down).
Nello: It's a given

it's a given by dewy September 1, 2008

given a gold watch 

Become a made man in a Italian mafia family, without being said directly. Referenced in the Sopranos when Philly Parisi becomes made in the family.
Sal was given a gold watch after his brotha was whacked
given a gold watch by Gevvvah November 23, 2020

given a riesen 

When you're with your usual circle of stoner buddies, and one of them invited someone who, unfortunately, still has their stonerginity, let's call this person Satchewski. You proceed to smoke the usual amount with your friends, but forget about the lightweight in the room who gets completely blasted. You and your friends are trying to have a conversation, but Satchewski keeps interupting with unintelligible stoner babble, so you give him a chocolate, preferably a riesen(so it takes longer to eat).

It is cruel, but is a necessary part of the stoner kingdom.
When smoking pot with a lightweight, always remember to bring some chocolates, just in case they need to be "given a riesen."
given a riesen by Jholl May 15, 2006

given a steve 

The act of fornicating in a food manufacturing setting, typically in front of several people.
I was given a Steve while doing my hourly rounds.
given a steve by happydontcare October 8, 2014

Given a sniff 

Davo's last move in scramble left Shazza a possible TW. Shazza was given a sniff at victory
Given a sniff by Barb87 August 24, 2017
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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