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A fact that was assumed to have been known by all audiences. It is blatantly obvious, and logical.
John: did you put the leash on the dog before you walked it, son?
Son: No, was I supposed to?
John: I thought that that was a given...
Son: oh
a given by Crazy Joe Bro July 10, 2020
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Thats a given 

Uttered when someone says something that is obviously true.

The phrase was originally invented by me before rising into popularity.
Random dude 811: Final Fantasy IX is the best game ever.
Me: Thats a given.

Random Dude 499: Sri Lanka is amazing at cricket!
Me: Thats a given.

(^Well, according to me at least ^o^)

Random dude 911: George Bush sucks!
Me: Thats a given.

(according to everyone)

it's a given

A way of telling someone that ur going to do something, or agreeing with a comment they made.
Guy 1: Man, are u goin to watch the game on Saturday?
Guy 2: It's a given

Dewy: Man, I wouldn't mind being on top of that bench right now (where that hot chick is lieing down).
Nello: It's a given

it's a given by dewy September 1, 2008

given a gold watch 

Become a made man in a Italian mafia family, without being said directly. Referenced in the Sopranos when Philly Parisi becomes made in the family.
Sal was given a gold watch after his brotha was whacked
given a gold watch by Gevvvah November 23, 2020

given a riesen 

When you're with your usual circle of stoner buddies, and one of them invited someone who, unfortunately, still has their stonerginity, let's call this person Satchewski. You proceed to smoke the usual amount with your friends, but forget about the lightweight in the room who gets completely blasted. You and your friends are trying to have a conversation, but Satchewski keeps interupting with unintelligible stoner babble, so you give him a chocolate, preferably a riesen(so it takes longer to eat).

It is cruel, but is a necessary part of the stoner kingdom.
When smoking pot with a lightweight, always remember to bring some chocolates, just in case they need to be "given a riesen."
given a riesen by Jholl May 15, 2006

given a steve 

The act of fornicating in a food manufacturing setting, typically in front of several people.
I was given a Steve while doing my hourly rounds.
given a steve by happydontcare October 8, 2014

Given a sniff 

Davo's last move in scramble left Shazza a possible TW. Shazza was given a sniff at victory
Given a sniff by Barb87 August 24, 2017
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Failure Shower 

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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
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And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
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