A fly 

when you get a plane and accidentaly fly it into the twin towers while screaming
ALLAHU AKBAR NIGGER NIGGER

passenger1: whats that noise from the cockpit
passenger2: idk
pilot: ALLAHU AKBAR NIGGER NIGGER
passenger1: i think he's doing a fly

A fly by john6969696420420420 November 30, 2024

a fly in the ointment 

A minor irritation, or hiccup that makes a failure out of something that would otherwise have been a success.

There is always a fly in the ointment! My ticket matched all six white numbered balls, but didn't match the green Lucky Ball! Still scored one hundred thousand!!! I ain't mad at 'em!

a fly in the ointment by talk2me-JCH2 April 9, 2021

a fly ball 

When your testicles get caught in your zipper.

I was at the game yesterday and barely missed a fly ball... at the urinal.

a fly ball by peanotter June 7, 2014

a fly thing 

When some dumb shit can't remember what a fly is called. They've just said it but they're not quite sure if it's correct.

Ben -OMG my mum just killed a fly thing with an electric bat thing

a fly thing by Bethisabossassbitch September 24, 2015

A Fly on a Turd

Something that is incredibly insignificant and detestable, the lowest form of being, the most pathetic and unachieved in any field.

"That guy is a nasty piece of work, when he dies he'll surely be reincarnated as a fly on a turd."

"Hey, I think this fool might actually be dumber than a fly on a turd."

A Fly on a Turd by MistressChing July 8, 2026

there was an old lady who swallowed a fly

one of the darkest children's stories ever that ends every verse with the words "Perhaps She'll Die", with the exception of the very end where the old lady is finally dead

Guy 1: Did you hear how there was an old lady who swallowed a fly?
Guy 2: No what happened to her?
Guy 1: She died
Guy 2: Why did nobody help her?
Guy 1: She died after she ate the horse.
Guy 2: Wtf!

there was an old lady who swallowed a fly by hitman_penguin May 7, 2013

like a g-dog on a fly tip 

Slang saying one who is with the times,ecentric, all knowing,on top of things.

Man that guys like a g-dog on a fly tip today.

like a g-dog on a fly tip by Sgt Surrender April 4, 2008