A Chris

A blob-looking dude with an excessively large square head.

Quinton: OH, there goes the sunlight

Dooley: I think A Chris is nearby!

*Chris walks in looking like a blob*

by Spoja Gunja June 2, 2018

A chris

A Chris (verb) walking around with a sock and a Chris. Chris likes peppers and round clamps. Holding the clamps tight a little yeet will sneak out every now and again. For one to succeed a Chris one must truly understand ancient Greek thai food bok Lamar dong pad goop

A chris is a big stork and a staircase of onions

by Lahtree April 19, 2020

a Chris Brown

When a person goes crazy, and you least expect it, typically involving assault on another.

"That nigga totally pulled a Chris Brown on his hoe last night!"

by WittkeWikipedia February 11, 2009

a chris farley

When a persons life spirals out of control due to drugs, drinking and non-stop partying - usually resulting in death. His hangers-on and leeches let it happen, as long as he keeps buying or dies.

Named after one of the funniest comedians of the 90's. Starring in many hilarious movies such as Tommy Boy, Almost Hero's, Black Sheep, Beverly Hills Ninja and more. He was later resurrected for a distasteful Dish Network commercial which also featured his faded comedian friend Kevin Spade.

Friend - Damn, I can't believe Nick is gone? He did a Chris Farley and OD'd.
Leech - Yeah...., It was a Great Party Though!

by StoryAtEleven January 11, 2010

to pull a Chris Brown

To become so angry at someone, to want to beat them excessively.

I swear to god Ashley, If you don't stop imma bout to pull a Chris Brown on your ass.


Did you hear about James and Carla? Carla totally pulled a Chris Brown on him when she found out he was cheating.

by ellenmahoneyo March 6, 2009

Pulled a chris

To ejaculate in your pants without proper provacation.

Dood, I pulled a chris as I got off the train yesterday.

by CTA12345 October 13, 2009

Pulling a Chris and a Chester

the term used when denoting a situation when two close people kill themselves, both in resemblance to the other, usually in a span of two months. Moreover the latter might do it on the former's birthday.

Girl 1: You remember Jane and Jack from sophomore days? They killed themselves last year. I just heard about it!
Girl 2: Oh my, weren't they dating?
Girl 1: Yes! They were successful in totally pulling a Chris and a Chester!
Girl 2: Rip!

by Mriganka Midas July 23, 2017