The local prostitute of a small town that only gets her satisfaction from killing little children then consuming their insides. You can spot a Dooley out from a crowd of whores by her distinctive eye patch and matching wand. The only way to kill a Dooley is to have Charlie Sheen cut off her head and sacrifice it to the Flying Spaghetti Monster for some more tiger blood.

"That Dooley is one crazy hoe, I think I might need some Sheen"

Dooley by bigdogchoppers December 28, 2011

Dooley

The act of expressing extreme optimism regarding a subject in direct contradiction of all evidence and logic.

He said this project is on track and the status is green? He's obviously taking a dooley!

Dooley by jdubbya November 3, 2011

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Drugs, Tabs, Buds, blotter, pills, hits

Me and Skeeter scored a couple dooleys

Dooley by Skeeeeeeter March 19, 2008

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Dooley. (dew - lee), Verb. Similar to leech; a person who clings to another or mooches from another for personal gain, esp. without giving anything in return, and usually with the implication or effect of exhausting the other's resources; parasite

To leech, "borrow", mooch, scavenge or scrounge for substinense, usually food or consumables.

1. Because I came to work with no lunch, I dooleyed some food from the previous shift's leftovers. 2. I dooleyed the fuck out of Suman's cake. 3. He's always dooleying coke zero's from my fridge.

Dooley by William Fletcher October 23, 2008

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