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a charles bronson 

a Charles Bronson is when you preform oral sex with a female and after words you upper lip smells like straight dooks, because that hoe wipes from the front when she poops
a charles bronson by chimpgrease March 30, 2010

pulling a charles

knocking over tiles or not abiding to the rules of mahjong
charles gtfo if u dont stop pulling a charles

u pulled a charles like 5 times in the last 10 seconds
pulling a charles by mctp11a May 1, 2010

pull a charles 

to make plans and cancel them without informing any of the involved parties, accompanied by refusal to any means of communication preceding and during the time frame in which the plans should have partook; typically followed by a number of excuses the next day.
He's supposed to be at my party right now but no one can get a hold of him; I think he's trying to pull a charles.
pull a charles by Amain October 4, 2008

Taking a Charles 

When a co-worker takes an hour bathroom break dropping a deuce while facebooking.
Worker 1: Do you know where William is at?
Worker 2: I have no idea, Probably taking a charles.
Taking a Charles by TheTrollthatLurks November 20, 2012

Pulling a charles

Doing something stupid for no apparent reason.
"Oh your mitching school , your pulling a Charles '
Pulling a charles by I O U February 13, 2022

Going for a Charles 

Cheshire rhyming slang for a bowel movement or “turd”. “Going for a Charles” is an abbreviation of “Going for a King Charles the Third”. First used following the coronation of King Charles III of the United Kingdom and Commonwealth in 2022 by Jamie Campbell. This phrase is expected to replace the previous “Going for a Richard the Third” / “Going for a Richard”.
Before we head out to pick up some cans from
Bargain Booze, I’m going for a Charles.
Going for a Charles by Danhall December 22, 2023
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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