Taking a Charles

When a co-worker takes an hour bathroom break dropping a deuce while facebooking.

Worker 1: Do you know where William is at?
Worker 2: I have no idea, Probably taking a charles.

by TheTrollthatLurks November 20, 2012

Pulling a Will

When co-workers set an event outside of work, and one co-worker bails without notice after he/she agreed to meet up.

Co-worker 1: Is Co-worker 3 still coming?
Co-Worker 2: Na, he's Pulling a Will.
Co-worker 1: I saw that coming.

by TheTrollthatLurks November 20, 2012