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A case of the fuck-its
Noun. A temporary mindset shift from somewhat obsessing about multiple, seemingly important but annoying issues to the state of not caring at all. After dealing with the same persistent situation over a period of time, the conscious or unconscious decision to not be bothered anymore. Giving up.
After waiting on hold for 40 minutes for a representative while making dinner and trying to get his son to clean his room, John developed a case of the fuck-its, hung up, cracked a beer and sat down to watch some cat videos.
A case of the fuck-its by mandyworld January 1, 2017
A Case of the Kaufman's
when a person, usually female, is momentarily or otherwise permanently infatuated with and or occupied by a member of the Kaufman family (Arizona chapter). The female is not sure why she is so infatuated with a Kaufman but is and cannot get over her feelings. the virus is very contagious when contact occurs with the original source.
girl1: OMG i have such a case of the Kaufman's!
girl2: i don't event know what you see in him.
girl1: i don't know he's just so charming i keep going back.
girl2: i don't event know what you see in him.
girl1: i don't know he's just so charming i keep going back.
A Case of the Kaufman's by CaptainKaufman August 19, 2012
A Case of the Ass
A Case of the Ass by Joseph Jane Greene January 20, 2004
a case of the 'don't know ya's
When someone who you have met on several previous occasions acts like they don't know you when they see you in a different setting.
Susie: Hey, isn't that Joe from shipping who just walked past our table? He didn't even say, "Hello". I just talked to him earlier today!
Jenny: Yeah...he's got a case of the 'Don't Know Ya's.
Jenny: Yeah...he's got a case of the 'Don't Know Ya's.
a case of the 'don't know ya's by Likely March 3, 2010
a case of the R.Kellys
An uncontrolable urge to urinate (piss) all over the underage cracked-out whore you brought back to your hotel room. There is also a 50% chance one of your assclown friends video tapes it.
I had this bitch back at my pad and I got a wicked case of the R.Kelly's (AKA Golden Shower) so I lit that skank up from my fire hose.
a case of the R.Kellys by Dianycis September 15, 2005
a case of the red ass
Wow! The boss sure has a case of the red ass today. He just fired Immanual.
Who gave John the case of the red ass?
Who gave John the case of the red ass?
a case of the red ass by Digger September 16, 2005
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