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A Shower
a shower of bastards
a shower of bastards by Jimmy two times October 15, 2013
A shower of cunts
Colloquialism/collective noun
1. A description of the current British political system.
2. Football hooligans
3. Estate agents
1. A description of the current British political system.
2. Football hooligans
3. Estate agents
The back-door privatisation of the NHS is testament to the fact we have a shower of cunts we have to deal with.
A shower of cunts by dizzyeyedbex October 19, 2016
A shower with Kevin
The act of getting kneed up the ass so hard that you can feel your hip bone shatter and your ribs cracking.
*Guy 1 walks up to Guy 2 laying on the ground moaning in pain*
Guy 1: Yo bro what happened?
Guy 2: I don't know man it happened so fast. I think some guy made me take a shower with Kevin.
Guy 1: Yo bro what happened?
Guy 2: I don't know man it happened so fast. I think some guy made me take a shower with Kevin.
A shower with Kevin by TheAlmightyChadd November 15, 2018
Take a shower
Something some of y’all never heard of because you smell like ass everyday thinking that bealls outlet 7 dollar perfume gonna help.
Take a shower by Realiststatements June 30, 2019
he's a grower not a shower
A shower already has a big penis when flaccid and does not grow much more and a grower has a small penis flaccid but grows a lot having an erection
he's a grower not a shower by guuuuuurrrrrrlllllllllllllllll November 19, 2013
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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