dizzyeyedbex's definitions

Sparklecunt

Adjective / noun

1. An oxymoron of a person. Someone who is both fabulous and awful at the same time.

2. A description of a thing that is both pleasing and frustrating.

1. Get tae fuck ye sparklecunt!

2. What kind of sparklecunt operation is this?

by dizzyeyedbex August 31, 2016

A shower of cunts

Colloquialism/collective noun

1. A description of the current British political system.

2. Football hooligans
3. Estate agents

The back-door privatisation of the NHS is testament to the fact we have a shower of cunts we have to deal with.

by dizzyeyedbex October 19, 2016

Nerdsplurge

Verb: to nerdsplurge

A state of orgasmic excitement over anything from geek pop culture, to a breakthrough discovery published in a peer reviewed journal.

I watched Stranger Things and nerdsplurged all over the place.

by dizzyeyedbex August 31, 2016

Splurmazing

Adj.

A word used to describe an earth-shattering orgasm.

"It was the first time you went down on me for months, and it was fucking splurmazing."

by dizzyeyedbex October 6, 2016