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(n) A new notification, private message, or friend request on Facebook, which you are alerted to via a numbered red square in the top blue banner.

Plural: Reds.
Kate: Yus, I've got a red! Somebody loves me.

Amy: You're so gay, nobody calls them that.

Kate: You're just jealous, because I get way more reds than you.
A red by Daniel Tameke August 2, 2011
Refers to a non-menthol cigarette.Is called a red because of the red marking on its crush proof pack.Reds are also called full flavor cigarettes or regulars.Most popular brand is the Marborolo Red.
Dude #1:Hey gotta smoke?
Dude#2:Yea here.
Dude#1:Awhh!Is it a Red?
Dude#2:Yea why?
Dude#1:Reds make me sick,take it back.
A Red by SIR DIRTY SANCHEZ March 6, 2005

a red headed stepchild's rental mule 

Something or someone needing or getting a very severe beating.
The next time l catch you punks hanging around my girls, l will beat you like a red headed stepchild's rental mule!!!

A Red Belt

A red belt is only aachieved after mastering the scarlet mustache and bloody butterfly in one night! It doesnt have to be with the same chick!
Dude I got a red belt last night!

With your girl?

Hell no two dirty scoes I picked up at the bar! They were DIRTY!
A Red Belt by cleist06 October 20, 2008

a red hard 

is a red (end) erected penis, when a man is sexually turned on.
he had a red hard on
a red hard by dude19859 January 7, 2010

a red pube 

The smallest increment of measurement in relation to distance or time. An infinitesimal amount of measurement of closeness.

In relation to a smidge, smidgeon, and skosh, a red pube is the smallest measurement.
You're just a red pube away from getting zocked in the balls.
I'm just a red pube short of giving a fuck.