1 definition by PONDERINGWHATIMPONDERINGPINKY

The smallest increment of measurement in relation to distance or time. An infinitesimal amount of measurement of closeness.

In relation to a smidge, smidgeon, and skosh, a red pube is the smallest measurement.
You're just a red pube away from getting zocked in the balls.
I'm just a red pube short of giving a fuck.
by PONDERINGWHATIMPONDERINGPINKY January 15, 2017
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