A Josh

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A Josh is someone who continuously lies about something thinking the other person doesn't know.

#1 Yeah he was being A Josh and kept the lying to me.
#2 Person 1: Did he tell you? Person 2: No He was being A Josh and lied to me.

A Josh by Mario's_Kingdom June 6, 2020

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A josh

The act when one does something extremely retarted.

the bird pulled a josh when he flew into the window!

A josh by cuddlebear5450 July 4, 2012

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A josh • A Josh Eckerle • A Josh McD • A Josh Morton • A Josh Parker • a josh-poole • A Joshua Gray • Pulling A Josh • do a Josh • Doing a Josh

A Josh Eckerle

(N)- A person who looks 40 years old with 2 jobs but is really a high schooler with 2 jobs.

(V)- To forget to get a haircut

"Aye that dude looks 40 years old"

"No man that's a josh Eckerle he's 17"

A Josh Eckerle by 61savage February 25, 2017

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A Josh Parker

A Josh Parker is a slang Bristolian word to define a poor lower class background, with ginger hair as oily as the wickes own brand oil based paint. The "Josh Parker" seeks protection from other affiliated peasants who can be bullied instead like the choosing of a hunted bison. He often seeks approval for his actions as he cannot sense between the right or the wrong due to the lack of brain power and function ability .

Harold: I do believe that small "Josh Parker" is going to become a real retard one day.

Henrietta: I think so to Jeremy.

Harold: Don't be "A Josh Parker" Henrietta!

A Josh Parker by Nigga Fascist June 10, 2017

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A Josh Morton

A Josh will seem nice at first but when they get close to you, when you least expect it, he’ll stab you in the back. If you think the Josh you know is a Josh Morton then you should be aware a common trait of a Josh Morton is being sexually attracted to dogs.

Guy1: I met a new friend, his names josh.
Guy2: Makesure he’s not a Josh Morton

A Josh Morton by Eminem-Head August 22, 2020

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A Josh McD

When you Dont Stay Where You should

Friend: hey bro you styaing tonight

josh: Nah, I Dont Wonna im gunna be A Josh McD

A Josh McD by Jacob Riwaka May 27, 2008

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a josh-poole

The moment on a night out when you start to grow a bigger nose to enjoy MSG

Wow, I really feel a josh-poole coming on!

a josh-poole by qweef2023 September 19, 2023

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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