A Josh Parker is a slang Bristolian word to define a poor lower class background, with ginger hair as oily as the wickes own brand oil based paint. The "Josh Parker" seeks protection from other affiliated peasants who can be bullied instead like the choosing of a hunted bison. He often seeks approval for his actions as he cannot sense between the right or the wrong due to the lack of brain power and function ability .

Harold: I do believe that small "Josh Parker" is going to become a real retard one day.

Henrietta: I think so to Jeremy.

Harold: Don't be "A Josh Parker" Henrietta!

A Josh Parker by Nigga Fascist June 10, 2017

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A Josh Morton

A Josh will seem nice at first but when they get close to you, when you least expect it, he’ll stab you in the back. If you think the Josh you know is a Josh Morton then you should be aware a common trait of a Josh Morton is being sexually attracted to dogs.

Guy1: I met a new friend, his names josh.
Guy2: Makesure he’s not a Josh Morton

A Josh Morton by Eminem-Head August 22, 2020

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A Josh McD

When you Dont Stay Where You should

Friend: hey bro you styaing tonight

josh: Nah, I Dont Wonna im gunna be A Josh McD

A Josh McD by Jacob Riwaka May 27, 2008

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a josh-poole

The moment on a night out when you start to grow a bigger nose to enjoy MSG

Wow, I really feel a josh-poole coming on!

a josh-poole by qweef2023 September 19, 2023

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