i).Parasitic Fungal Growth found at the arse end of Bournemouth. A
particularly incestuous strain of chav-retard-inbreed can be found in the Upton Slum. Chav-Youths in this area spread the fungal disease by 'Bummin in the Woodses' and are known as 'Spores'. They carry AIDS and Herpes.
ii). To Shit. A Public
convenience. A place to Defecate or Urinate openly.
iii). A small lake of vomit or diarrhoea.
i).Upton Spore 1: 'Oi fanzies
goin' down the Upton Poole Park, killin' an animal then 'avin sum Poole-Bum-Action an' smokin a spliff, awroighter!'
Younger
Half Brother Spore: Me Arsey-Hole carnt wait, Bumsy Funs!'
Stinkin' Retard Spore Mother: 'Don't fergets me incest party laters, Uncle Rimjobs iz cummin roun' . . .'
ii).I seriously need to go to Poole! ( I desperately need a shit!)
Lost Tourist: ' Are we anywhere near Poole? I'm touchin' cloth!'
iii). 'Aw Man,
the dogs just done a massive Poole!'