Eminem-Head's definitions

A Josh Morton

A Josh will seem nice at first but when they get close to you, when you least expect it, he’ll stab you in the back. If you think the Josh you know is a Josh Morton then you should be aware a common trait of a Josh Morton is being sexually attracted to dogs.

Guy1: I met a new friend, his names josh.
Guy2: Makesure he’s not a Josh Morton

by Eminem-Head August 22, 2020

Smelly cat

Somebody who’s not very good at video games and gets pissed off easily and often blames others for their misfortune. They are very stubborn and boring but often have somebody to follow them round.

Guy1: God!!! We lost, it’s all your fault!
Guy2: Wow. Your such a smelly cat.

by Eminem-Head August 11, 2020