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A-Jones
A Man who masturbates frequently in the washrooms of schools or other public areas. HE is also bad at conceiling the fact that he waxes the puppy requently.
A-Jones by Johny Oobla October 13, 2006
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Pulling a Jones
When you play a prank on a work colleague by hiding his locker and act all innocent about knowing who did it or where it could be.
Then as soon as your back is turned someone can't help telling where the locker is hidden and end ups pulling a Jones
Then as soon as your back is turned someone can't help telling where the locker is hidden and end ups pulling a Jones
Pulling a Jones by Jojnny5 May 24, 2020
pull a jones
Lee:So he started fingering her and it was disgusting because they are both underage and i had to sit there and watch.
Steve:pull a jones did he?
Steve:pull a jones did he?
pull a jones by Hypetrack April 19, 2008
Pulling a jones
Finding any possible excuse to cover your ass when you done goofed and/or trying to sham out of anything.
Private 1: Do you see Snuffy over there talking to sergeant?
Private 2: Yea, he’s definitely pulling a jones *smh*
Private 2: Yea, he’s definitely pulling a jones *smh*
Pulling a jones by Pickle riiiiick January 11, 2018
have a jones for
Addicts have a Jones for their drug or habit of choice. Some sports junkies have a Jones for baseball, others football, and still others cannot get enough NASCAR; some simply have a jones for ESPN and whatever is being shown at the moment.
have a jones for by Evaristo December 10, 2024
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
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So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
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I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
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