a diaper 

When a man is under another man by both 1) sucking the man's penis from underneath the gooch and 2) having anal sex with the SAME man at the same time, in essence having a man wearing the other man like a diaper.

Last night, Tom and I were incredibly wasted, so I ended up wearing his ass like a diaper.

a diaper by Aaron Wheeler August 16, 2006

need a diaper scared

This is an experience so frightening that you will soil yourself and need a diaper!

If that chute fails on you soldier you will be need a diaper scared!

need a diaper scared by I, Wreckerrr October 27, 2020

couldn't catch shit in a diaper 

1. An athlete who simply cannot catch the ball

2. A fisherman who has suffered through a rough day on the seas with nothing to show for his effort.

3. A guy who has absolutely no chance of succeeding in landing a girl when he hits the club at night.

1. Dwayne tracked the ball well enough, but since he couldn't catch shit in a diaper, he dropped the ball.

2. James couldn't catch shit in a diaper, and now his family has nothing to eat tonight.

3. Pat weighs in at about 350 pounds, so he couldn't catch shit in a diaper at the 9:30 Club.

couldn't catch shit in a diaper by Joe Sam December 15, 2015

parked on a diaper 

The state of being stupid

"Those idiots are really parked on a diaper!"

parked on a diaper by Mordred March 17, 2005

A Diaperbreath 

A pedophile who solicits sexual favors from minors. Usually hanging around schools and/playgrounds, offering drugs, alcohol, etc.

The 14 year old got scared and ran when a Diaperbreath tried to offer her weed for sex.

A Diaperbreath by TheCrookedMan July 9, 2018

A diaperbreath 

New York Slang for a pedophile.

The 10 year old ran when a Diaperbreath tried to offer her drugs for sexual favors.

A diaperbreath by TheCrookedMan July 9, 2018

A Draper

A short lie down, legs in the air. Often accompanied by a ‘Mickey Mussels’

I’m going for A Draper

A Draper by anonymous August 31, 2022