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a cigarette & multiple highly-reflective glass or metal surfaces

An alternate way of saying the phrase, "smoke and mirrors".
Hey Jake!
Didjya see that magician levitating that car?
It was all just a cigarette & multiple highly-reflective glass or metal surfaces!

Clipping a cigarette

Smoking most of a cigarette but saving the bit since you are too poor to afford more of them
Rob: I'm clipping a cigarette for later. Tim: Why? Rob: Cause i got no money to buy more.
Clipping a cigarette by Japajew September 11, 2010

smell a cigarette

Inhaling second hand smoke while having a conversation with someone who is smoking while not actually smoking yourself.
Person One: "I'm going to go smoke a cigarette."
Person Two: "I've got to talk to you, I'll go outside and smell a cigarette with you."

Or

Person One: "Dave's outside smelling a cigarette with the landlord."

flapjack and a cigarette 

the action of vigorous titty fuck which includes the union of flapjacks(big saggy breasts) and a short thin pecker
"Bob, when was the last time you had a flapjack and a cigarette with your girlfriend?"

Your a cigarette! 

You seriously dont understand much, do you?
Can I bum a fag?
You're a fag!
No, fag means cigarrete!
You're a cigarrete!!

aim a cigarette 

To write for a large audience.
1. Richard aimed his cigarette at the blank page and exhaled.

2. Verb. To aim a cigarette is to light a cigarette before writing.
aim a cigarette by Crftmghk September 27, 2021
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026
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