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A Charles

When someone blatantly walks around with a raging hard on, but their dick is really small.
I know were standing next to China, and those people have small dicks, but you should still be really embarrassed walking around with a Charles.
by Chucck Nasty October 20, 2010
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a charles bronson

a Charles Bronson is when you preform oral sex with a female and after words you upper lip smells like straight dooks, because that hoe wipes from the front when she poops
by chimpgrease March 30, 2010
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pulling a charles

knocking over tiles or not abiding to the rules of mahjong
charles gtfo if u dont stop pulling a charles

u pulled a charles like 5 times in the last 10 seconds
by mctp11a May 1, 2010
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pull a charles

to make plans and cancel them without informing any of the involved parties, accompanied by refusal to any means of communication preceding and during the time frame in which the plans should have partook; typically followed by a number of excuses the next day.
He's supposed to be at my party right now but no one can get a hold of him; I think he's trying to pull a charles.
by Amain October 4, 2008
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Taking a Charles

When a co-worker takes an hour bathroom break dropping a deuce while facebooking.
Worker 1: Do you know where William is at?
Worker 2: I have no idea, Probably taking a charles.
by TheTrollthatLurks November 20, 2012
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Pulling a charles

"Oh your mitching school , your pulling a Charles '
by I O U February 13, 2022
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Going for a Charles

Cheshire rhyming slang for a bowel movement or “turd”. “Going for a Charles” is an abbreviation of “Going for a King Charles the Third”. First used following the coronation of King Charles III of the United Kingdom and Commonwealth in 2022 by Jamie Campbell. This phrase is expected to replace the previous “Going for a Richard the Third” / “Going for a Richard”.
Before we head out to pick up some cans from
Bargain Booze, I’m going for a Charles.
by Danhall December 22, 2023
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