A Charles 

When someone blatantly walks around with a raging hard on, but their dick is really small.

I know were standing next to China, and those people have small dicks, but you should still be really embarrassed walking around with a Charles.

A Charles by Chucck Nasty October 20, 2010

a charles bronson 

a Charles Bronson is when you preform oral sex with a female and after words you upper lip smells like straight dooks, because that hoe wipes from the front when she poops

"damn that bitch left me with a charles bronson"

a charles bronson by chimpgrease March 30, 2010

pulling a charles

knocking over tiles or not abiding to the rules of mahjong

charles gtfo if u dont stop pulling a charles

u pulled a charles like 5 times in the last 10 seconds

pulling a charles by mctp11a May 1, 2010

pull a charles 

to make plans and cancel them without informing any of the involved parties, accompanied by refusal to any means of communication preceding and during the time frame in which the plans should have partook; typically followed by a number of excuses the next day.

He's supposed to be at my party right now but no one can get a hold of him; I think he's trying to pull a charles.

pull a charles by Amain October 4, 2008

Taking a Charles 

When a co-worker takes an hour bathroom break dropping a deuce while facebooking.

Worker 1: Do you know where William is at?
Worker 2: I have no idea, Probably taking a charles.

Taking a Charles by TheTrollthatLurks November 20, 2012

Pulling a charles

Doing something stupid for no apparent reason.

"Oh your mitching school , your pulling a Charles '

Pulling a charles by I O U February 13, 2022

Going for a Charles 

Cheshire rhyming slang for a bowel movement or “turd”. “Going for a Charles” is an abbreviation of “Going for a King Charles the Third”. First used following the coronation of King Charles III of the United Kingdom and Commonwealth in 2022 by Jamie Campbell. This phrase is expected to replace the previous “Going for a Richard the Third” / “Going for a Richard”.

Before we head out to pick up some cans from
Bargain Booze, I’m going for a Charles.

Going for a Charles by Danhall December 22, 2023