A Blood Red Sky Also known as, ABRS.
A next-to-nothing Maryland band. Formed by the scraps of In Dying Arms. They're all cocky as fuck, and really shouldnt be.
They are master auto-tuners, with a vocalist that is the biggest(literally)
douche you will ever meet. His name is Mikey "thunder thighs" Stevens. His voice makes you want to cover your ears in pain. Also,
they have 1beefy guitarist, and a huge bassist who looks deformed. The
frizzy-haired drummer seems to like to use out-of-tune drums. He's been drumming for the long time of 15 months, and his skill level is very much consistent with his experience. Overall, ABRS is THE WORST hand-me-down "band" ever.
Blood from young women who have not yet participated in the horizontal mambo. To obtain this blood, you must either A) ask them politely to spare you some B) Sacrifice them C) Stalk them while they are on their period. Usually drank by total badasses, demon gods, rock bands, and Chuck Norris on a regular basis. Whomever drinks the Blood of A Thousand Virgins will be crowned as a god among men and will be able to perform extreme tasks like bear wrestling, unicorn/pegasus riding, catching fish with your mouth, and playing hacky sack. This phrase is often said to explain how hard something is to do.
Molly: Dude. That guy is eggrolling down the highway!
Brianna: Woah! The only way you can do that is by consuming the blood of a thousand virgins!
Molly: Aw man! Now that's what I call swag!
Brianna: Shut the f*** up.
TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they're sober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.
The new guy seems prettyhappy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.