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A Blood Red Sky 

A Blood Red Sky
Also known as, ABRS.
A next-to-nothing Maryland band. Formed by the scraps of In Dying Arms. They're all cocky as fuck, and really shouldnt be.
They are master auto-tuners, with a vocalist that is the biggest(literally)

douche you will ever meet. His name is Mikey "thunder thighs" Stevens. His voice makes you want to cover your ears in pain. Also,
they have 1 beefy guitarist, and a huge bassist who looks deformed. The

frizzy-haired drummer seems to like to use out-of-tune drums. He's been drumming for the long time of 15 months, and his skill level is very much consistent with his experience. Overall, ABRS is THE WORST hand-me-down "band" ever.
That band sucked. What an A Blood Red Sky.
A Blood Red Sky by mlerj November 3, 2009

Call a crip a blood 

If there’s a crip in your school you go up to them and call them a blood
Yo crip we blooding together right:call a crip a blood
Call a crip a blood by Call_megoob October 29, 2019

pop a blood vessel 

to tell someone to shut up but by popping a blood vessel instead to be more aggressive
chad: i like to make fun of plus-sized girls tiktoks ahahah
stacy: chad literally pop a blood vessel you mistake

Busting a blood 

When you are masturbating and you have a bloody nose
Teacher:why were you in the bathroom so long?

Me: sorry I was busting a blood
Busting a blood by Aid man May 18, 2020

Blood of A Thousand Virgins 

Blood from young women who have not yet participated in the horizontal mambo. To obtain this blood, you must either A) ask them politely to spare you some B) Sacrifice them C) Stalk them while they are on their period. Usually drank by total badasses, demon gods, rock bands, and Chuck Norris on a regular basis. Whomever drinks the Blood of A Thousand Virgins will be crowned as a god among men and will be able to perform extreme tasks like bear wrestling, unicorn/pegasus riding, catching fish with your mouth, and playing hacky sack. This phrase is often said to explain how hard something is to do.
Molly: Dude. That guy is eggrolling down the highway!
Brianna: Woah! The only way you can do that is by consuming the blood of a thousand virgins!
Molly: Aw man! Now that's what I call swag!
Brianna: Shut the f*** up.

blood from a stone

An unlikely event requiring much effort.
Trying to get you to find a job is like trying to get blood from a stone.
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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