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The tail end of a really good, juicy fart; derived from the sound made DURING a really good fart.
Yeah, so I was walking down the street eating ice cream with Petunia the *phfhfhfjfjfjfjfjf (fart)* *_mert*. Oh, excuse me! Must have been all that ice cream.
_mert by GigapetEpiphany August 14, 2011
Words you can keep
beautiful, kind-hearted, loving, cute, funny, humorous, flirty
"He's so handsome, wow"
"I know right, he's such a Mert!!"

"That guy was so flirty with me"
"He was probably a Mert"
Mert by yuokcyn May 8, 2016
Related Words
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Mert is a really handsome guy. He is a very good athlete that usually plays soccer. He is also a god in bed.
Omg he is such a Mert
Mert by Mike2746 January 12, 2020
In Turkish, mert means brave, hero and trustworthy. It's also a Turkish male name.

That man is mert.
mert by MerTurk March 29, 2009
Women wont leave him alone.. he's mert, good looking, and very successful.
mert by Liz Aronson May 23, 2003
The sexiest human being, professional phantom forces also known as Battlemaster mert
Oxi: Mert who?
Jak: Mert the battlemaster bro
Mert: Now I am peacekeeper idiot
mert by Mertalifb12 August 26, 2018
Mert is one of most chill yet caring people you will ever meet. He has a heart that loves unconditionally, but he must be careful because some may take advantage of his love. He has a young soul, always wanting to have fun. Mert's tend to love going out. It can be to a bar or club, but what they truly enjoy doing is staying out with their one special person

(whoever it may be). Mert is also a common Turkish name.
Mert is soooo chilll.
Do you agree? yes or no.
Mert by killingmesoftlywituwords January 6, 2022
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