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Narutard
A mixture of two words, 'Naruto' and 'Retard,' a Narutard is a huge anime fan of the anime/manga series Naruto. They love the characters truly, by cosplaying their characters with cheap clothing. Anyone could be a Narutard with ease, such as I.
Narutards usually didn't read the manga or watch the Japanese version of it. They usually fantasize about yaoi/yuri pairings that are unbelievable, like if this one guy kissed this other guy and married each other.
Also, if one is a Narutard, they are most likely to post definitions here on Urban Dictionary about their most loved characters and most hated characters.
Narutards usually didn't read the manga or watch the Japanese version of it. They usually fantasize about yaoi/yuri pairings that are unbelievable, like if this one guy kissed this other guy and married each other.
Also, if one is a Narutard, they are most likely to post definitions here on Urban Dictionary about their most loved characters and most hated characters.
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Narutard
A person who obsesses over Naruto immensely. Who can quote almost every line, wear's their headband proudly, and want's to kill Viz for making Naruto say believe it.
Narutard by Uchiha-Chan April 22, 2006
Narutard
Someone who is utterly obsessed with with anime, Naruto.
Symptoms of narutardation are:
~walls covered in Naruto Posters
~Own 3 or more Naruto Plushie/dolls
~Enjoy cosplaying Naruto characters
~Find yourself randomly babbling on and on about Naruto scenes nobody else cares about
~Wearing your Ninja head protector/akatsuki cloak/ etc ALL THE TIME.
Symptoms of narutardation are:
~walls covered in Naruto Posters
~Own 3 or more Naruto Plushie/dolls
~Enjoy cosplaying Naruto characters
~Find yourself randomly babbling on and on about Naruto scenes nobody else cares about
~Wearing your Ninja head protector/akatsuki cloak/ etc ALL THE TIME.
DN fangirl: Ughh, look. Its that Narutard again.
Bleach fangirl: omg, doesn't she EVAR wash that cloak?
Reborn fangirl: I dunno, but that sand village headband is just about to fall apart >.>
Narutard: HEY! did you guys see that new episode of Naruto? ugh, the english dub sucks, but i hate reading english subs. ANYWHO Naruto TOTALLY kicked Kiba's a$$ in the chuunin exams *continues*
Bleach fangirl: omg, doesn't she EVAR wash that cloak?
Reborn fangirl: I dunno, but that sand village headband is just about to fall apart >.>
Narutard: HEY! did you guys see that new episode of Naruto? ugh, the english dub sucks, but i hate reading english subs. ANYWHO Naruto TOTALLY kicked Kiba's a$$ in the chuunin exams *continues*
Narutard by RainsDyingWill August 19, 2010
narutard
A blatant fan of the anime Naruto, usually within the 5-15 age group. They believe that Naruto is the 'best show ever', and refuse to admit otherwise. There are many types of Narutards, including but not limited to: five year old Cartoon Network Worshippers, high school freshmen, and 30 year old fat men living in their mothers' basements. Generally the most common type of Narutard seen is the high school freshman. Often they are spotted lurking in the hallways of school, throwing paper shuriken at random passerby and screaming "Dethaxx no Jutsu!" They watch bootleg DVDs of Naruto in Japanese subtitles, which makes them think that they can automatically speak Japanese, when the only word they have paid attention to is 'baka'. They will run around in a frenzy screaming this word until they collapse because of their unhealthy diet of ramen and pocky. Usually Narutards grow out of their phase within a year due to the extreme beatings they recieve from people who just can't stand them anymore. When one happens upon a Narutard, it is best to keep a distance, as Narutards are deluded, idiotic creatures, as demonstrated by their ability to believe that an loud Anglo-Saxon boy wearing a bright orange jumpsuit could pass as a ninja. Do not try to reason with Narutards, as they will gang up on you and pelt you with paper throwing stars. While this is not harmful in the least, it is mildly irritating to the point where you could explode in a fit of rage and knock them all to the ground before they could say, "Believe it!"
They gazed upon the convention hall with a look of shock and horror upon their faces as they saw it was packed with Narutards.
narutard by The White Rabbit August 15, 2007
narutard
a narutard : a derogotary term for somebody who has gone beyond just being a fan of the Anime Naruto, and is extremely frightening to the general publc.
They own every headband from every vllage on Naruto (apparently a "bargain" on eBay, until you point out the postage was more than the actual product.) Can't sleep without their Itachi plushie and village of the leaf wallscroll. They run useless petitions on the web, trying to bring down the dubbed version of Naruto, and to get him to stop saying "Belive it!" and instead saying "Dattebayo". Both phrases will get annoying if repeated over and over! What does it matter which one is used???
Oh, and let's not assume all they do is sit inside watching poorly lip-synced AMVs and wanking off to yaoi. Hell no! That's not nearly annoying enough! They have to inflict themselves on the community! Dancing around their front gardens, kicking trees and announcing to passer-bys "I'm agonna join the ANBU!" I once saw a lad, about a year or two older than me, out in the street place his hands together and yell "Shadow Clone Jutsu!" an actually look surprised when nothing happenned.
They are so very deluded it frightens me. If you look at certain forums, you will find countless fangirls fawning over, I dunno, Kiba or something, and fanboys nosebleeding over naked pics of Hinata, drawn by some 50 year old.
I am not anti-Naruto, it just annoys me how stoopid people can really be. All narutards need rounding up and putting in a giant blender.
They own every headband from every vllage on Naruto (apparently a "bargain" on eBay, until you point out the postage was more than the actual product.) Can't sleep without their Itachi plushie and village of the leaf wallscroll. They run useless petitions on the web, trying to bring down the dubbed version of Naruto, and to get him to stop saying "Belive it!" and instead saying "Dattebayo". Both phrases will get annoying if repeated over and over! What does it matter which one is used???
Oh, and let's not assume all they do is sit inside watching poorly lip-synced AMVs and wanking off to yaoi. Hell no! That's not nearly annoying enough! They have to inflict themselves on the community! Dancing around their front gardens, kicking trees and announcing to passer-bys "I'm agonna join the ANBU!" I once saw a lad, about a year or two older than me, out in the street place his hands together and yell "Shadow Clone Jutsu!" an actually look surprised when nothing happenned.
They are so very deluded it frightens me. If you look at certain forums, you will find countless fangirls fawning over, I dunno, Kiba or something, and fanboys nosebleeding over naked pics of Hinata, drawn by some 50 year old.
I am not anti-Naruto, it just annoys me how stoopid people can really be. All narutards need rounding up and putting in a giant blender.
Narutard 1: ZOMG ZOMG IDNT ITACHI LIKE TEH ULTIMATE HOTTTTTTTTI????!!!!11
Narutard 2: NOT AS HAWT AS GAARA LIKE OMG I SO WANT TO RAPE HIM!!!!!11
PearGirl: GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH WHERE DO YOU FREAKS COME FROM?!?!
Narutard 1 (male): Dude, dude Tsunade is pregnat wit mah babbeh.
Narutard 2 (male): She is not dude, she says I'm the only one 4 her!
* computer slanging match breaks out*
PearGirl: NARUTARDS GIVE ANIME FANS A BAD NAME!!!
Narutard 2: NOT AS HAWT AS GAARA LIKE OMG I SO WANT TO RAPE HIM!!!!!11
PearGirl: GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH WHERE DO YOU FREAKS COME FROM?!?!
Narutard 1 (male): Dude, dude Tsunade is pregnat wit mah babbeh.
Narutard 2 (male): She is not dude, she says I'm the only one 4 her!
* computer slanging match breaks out*
PearGirl: NARUTARDS GIVE ANIME FANS A BAD NAME!!!