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Raidlead and SA-category player since release, Gunslinger God and kind hearted, considerate and understanding raidlead. Great as a toyboy, especially for the older ones "Best way to learn sailing is to sail an old ship!" Zwirni 2k18.
"Man I just got out of my raid... some random guy flamed me the whole time." "OH so you've finally met Zwirni."

"There's a new guild, I've heared that they only accept the best players." "Damn, Zwirni started another fun project?"

"I'm a fucking god at this game now, it took me quite a while." "Yeah definetly, keep it up. You will ascend to Zwirnihood soon."
Zwirni by Ronhofer_SWTOR_Hater June 14, 2021
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hassles and delays which cause you to be late - likely in reference to poor financial reporting and general issues related to financial controls; often heard grumbled in institutional investor offices
Investors grumbled about the delay, which made some of them late in filing financial reports to their own clients -- a hassle that became known as "getting Zwirned."
zwirned by William Spivens III April 3, 2008

windy flaps o zwirnor 

large dangling beef curtains which sway in even the slightest breeze, generally encrusted and smelling of fish.
Christ that fat lass has the windy flaps o zwirnor

Christian Zwirner 

An annoying rich boy who doesn't look people in the eye when they talk. He doesn't understand the difference between right and wrong, and he has a hard time comprehending that fact that some people don't like him. Do not befriend this "creature". He will rip your heart apart and stomp on it because he has no feelings whatsover and he just doesn't care.
Wow I hate all the Christian Zwirners in the world!
a term for the lines on a penis
oh my gosh i totally just saw his zwirner
zwirner by geeha January 2, 2010
a man of intellect, dark humor and sarcasm
you are so zirni.
wow shut up, not everyone can take your jokes
what a zirnberger.
you going to far.
be quiet , the won't get it.
zirni by zirni November 22, 2021
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026