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Christian Zwirner 

An annoying rich boy who doesn't look people in the eye when they talk. He doesn't understand the difference between right and wrong, and he has a hard time comprehending that fact that some people don't like him. Do not befriend this "creature". He will rip your heart apart and stomp on it because he has no feelings whatsover and he just doesn't care.
Wow I hate all the Christian Zwirners in the world!
hassles and delays which cause you to be late - likely in reference to poor financial reporting and general issues related to financial controls; often heard grumbled in institutional investor offices
Investors grumbled about the delay, which made some of them late in filing financial reports to their own clients -- a hassle that became known as "getting Zwirned."
zwirned by William Spivens III April 3, 2008

windy flaps o zwirnor 

large dangling beef curtains which sway in even the slightest breeze, generally encrusted and smelling of fish.
Christ that fat lass has the windy flaps o zwirnor
Zwiener is of the German origin, it usually means your WIENER is huge.
Taylor has a huge wiener, thats why his name is Taylor Zwiener. But Colin Masters wiener is like 4 inches bigger.
Zwiener by abColinbig dick July 27, 2010
1. A nickname or insult for a fag.

2. Someone who is to pussy to do something.

3. A person that talks shit on people
behind their backs but will never admit it.
1. Man that kid fred is such a Zwinner.

2. You know that kid was too zwinner to ask that chick out

3. That kid is such a zwinner, he called that chick a hoe and when the girl confronted him he said he didn't
Zwinner by liar123 February 13, 2009