Zwerp

The action of the buttcheecks constantly buzzing

I caught Hayden zwerping in the bed.

by Kwerpman January 21, 2022

zerp

An informal name used to refer to the digital currency, XRP.

What is the best exchange to buy and sell zerps?

by LobsterJoe September 20, 2017

Zerply

Zerply is a website where you can create an online professional profile and network with potential collaborators / employers / employees. You can view and make user skill/tag endorsements in the back end.

Good for: 1) Networking 2) Making you look good

Scenario 1:
Corporate dude - "You got any references kid?"
Cool chick - "Sure, check out my Zerply!"

Scenario 2:
Wannabe - "How can i check out more of your stuff?"
Legend - "Zerply me!"

by Justyle January 20, 2011

zwerdog

Originally described only a specific person. But, the word has long since been extended to describe an indefinite concept that can be applied to most anything. It is especially appropriate when there is doofiness involved that one wishes to portray in a positive light. The first syllable can also be extracted and used as a prefix to any other word to confer upon it the zen of zwerdog.

Buying three family-size frozen lasagnas and four whole rotisserie chickens for the week's groceries is a very zwerdog-like thing to do.

The zwer-popotamus would be the most amazing animal on the planet.

by [zdog]Idiot July 28, 2004

zwerrie

Wanderer. In Holland it is another word for 'zwerver', what is Dutch for wanderer.

Today you look like a zwerrie

by L6JK8 December 16, 2010

ZERPIES

The disease you contract whilst muff diving a twat waffle.

Bruh, I contracted zerpies from that twat waffle Janice at Carl's party...shit burns.

by zeroblake December 22, 2017

zerpies

Derpies given to you by the zombie hoes on Dead Rising by attempting to give you a nasty blowjob in a failed attempt to kill you.

Dat zombie hoe's trying to give you zerpies! Shake her off and smack that bitch!

by brookensteen August 14, 2010