Zerpes 

An std that infects zombies. There is no cure known to mankind of zerpes.

Zombies don't have herpes! They have zerpes!

Zerpes by Felishababy12 April 28, 2011

Four zeroes, go!! 

When cheap digital egg-timer finishes its countdown, it looks like this: 00:00

Basically an alternate end to a countdown from "3...2...1...0, blast off!/go!"

Term originates from the Pokemon theme song when played backwards. You can find this on youtube.

"Really she's my maid, she's real cool, so.... four, zeroes go!"

"5...4...3...2...1...Four zeroes, go!!" *launches rocket*

Four zeroes, go!! by ChromeBumper July 22, 2010

ZERPIES

The disease you contract whilst muff diving a twat waffle.

Bruh, I contracted zerpies from that twat waffle Janice at Carl's party...shit burns.

ZERPIES by zeroblake December 22, 2017

Zeresh 

Name is originally derived from the bible. She is beautiful, charming, and doesn't say much until you get to know her. She's the kind of friend, who always listens, and never lets you down. She's a fun loving girl, loves to go shopping, is totally awesome!

That girl is so awesome and sexy!

She's such a zeresh !

Zeresh by Unique-names04 September 23, 2009

zerpies

Derpies given to you by the zombie hoes on Dead Rising by attempting to give you a nasty blowjob in a failed attempt to kill you.

Dat zombie hoe's trying to give you zerpies! Shake her off and smack that bitch!

zerpies by brookensteen August 14, 2010

zeroes 

the numbers from 0 to 9, esp. the first decade of a century or of a person's life. (i.e. the years 2000 through 2009.)

Rap music was good in the early zeroes, but had deteriorated by the end of the decade.

zeroes by OsirusR July 14, 2009

zepressed 

When your sad but not depressed.

E:Hey how are you?
I: I'm zepressed :(

zepressed by Kermily June 3, 2018