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to kick it, preferably in the shade.
Dude 1: "Ay dog, let's go to the store, so I can get some gin."

Dude 2: "Nah, fuck a drink, lets just zerp in the shade."

Dude 1: "Aight, let's fade."
zerp by AxelPee April 21, 2008
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zerp • zerpies • zerpa • zerpagracia • zerpayce • Zerpes • zerped • Zerphoo • Zerpi • zerpie
You fucking zerp you worm! ZERP you shit head.
Zerp is the most zerp thing i ever zerped zerpen zerp zerp zerpedy fucking zerp.
zerp by Dumb Ass August 16, 2004
1) plain bitter
2) extremely dislikeable
3) off-scale
1) ...man, that cheese tasted "zerp"...
2) ...man, that shit is somewhere inbetween "zerp" and "sour"...
3) ...captain, all my needles are going totally "zerp"...
zerp by C4PROOF August 19, 2003
zerp. a nice way to curse someone out.
"you're being a zerp"

"ew what a zerp"

"shut up zerp"
zerp by merpling May 21, 2021
BRO SOMEONE JUST ZERPED THE HOUSE!
zerp by Biker7395 May 26, 2024
A very handsome anitoker who never misses and pulls females he also touches grass
fw.zerp by Fw.zerp May 3, 2022
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The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005
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