zurk

an unpleasant and egotistical person to be around

Sentence 1. Jordan became a zurk after he got a girlfriend

Sentence 2. What a zurk, I hope bad things come his way

by Georgebush42096 March 6, 2023

Zurk

zurk means anything you want, zurking is zurk

matt: bro we are so nelk rn
drew: we are zurking fs!!
jack: bro anyone not here rn is so not zurk

by cheesethezurker May 30, 2022

Mr. Zurkon

A can of whup-ass with a voice, a jetpack and a laser gun.

Mr. Zurkon's laser roundhouse kicks enemies.

by thefellow3j July 27, 2011

zurkel

the action of shooting caps off bottles, with the pressure of the air inside the bottle.

I zurkeled a monkey and it threw feces at me. crap!

by John smitherines December 28, 2007

Zurkem balb

When a guy pees out his butthole and craps out of his penis
(Zerr-Kim-Baaalb)

Last week I had a horrific experience with a zurkem balb

by SPC_ZACKATTACK October 2, 2018

Zurkh

THE SWORDfighter on roblox he is chill and he is an anime addict he also enjoys hulu and netflix shows he never watches movies unless they are good above all he is a nice person

zurkh is a chill guy Idk xd

by zurkh December 21, 2020

zurkey

Crazy feeling you get when your monkey dust gets caught

ohhh zerkey monkey dust!

by Disco Stu January 31, 2004