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the action of shooting caps off bottles, with the pressure of the air inside the bottle.
I zurkeled a monkey and it threw feces at me. crap!
zurkel by John smitherines December 28, 2007
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Zurkem balb 

When a guy pees out his butthole and craps out of his penis
(Zerr-Kim-Baaalb)
Last week I had a horrific experience with a zurkem balb
Zurkem balb by SPC_ZACKATTACK October 2, 2018

Zarkeigh 

Zarkeigh is an asshole, he tends to always change his mood a lot, be careful ladies once he’s hooked on you there’s no escaping him.

Zarkeighs are very manipulative and controlling when they want to be, but are really into Bball, but can also get mad if yous are dating and you aren’t there to watch them. TOXIC.
Zarkeighs mate “hey did you see zarkeigh and his gf he seems quite intense”
Zarkeigh by Duhuha May 31, 2020
Zureidy is a unique name. She's the type of girl who can come of as quiet, but she can be very social and very friendly. Once you get to know her, she'll be able to make you laugh nonstop. She's very pretty , but may not believe it at times. She can be very smart if she puts effort into it. She can be determined and fearless. She may be a brunette with pretty brown eyes. And will most likely be average height. She's loved by all.
She's so quiet, but friendly. How can that be?

Oh hun, that's because that's Zureidy!
zureidy by Rose 🥀 April 2, 2017
Crazy feeling you get when your monkey dust gets caught
ohhh zerkey monkey dust!
zurkey by Disco Stu January 31, 2004
When a gay homo runs wild in the street while stripping butt naked
T-Man left the house to go zurking
Zurking by CosmicBatman November 10, 2016
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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