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To screw up something. To fail miserably.
Dude, you just totally "Zanched" that exam.

Zanch by LR23 August 4, 2006
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A disfiguring disease that results in enlargement of the nose. Often called "Jew-nose".
Man, that guy's got a bad case of the Zanch.
Zanch by Grab-ass August 3, 2006
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Zach Hansen 

It all started in 1993 Zachary Hansen was born. He was born to a conservative family of buyers and sellers . Zach's family had been buying and selling for generations so it only seemed fit that he would grow up to take on his ancestors path . fast forward 10 years he began buying and selling anything he could around school to help make sure that everything they owned was paid off. evebtually around the eighth grade he saw no reason to stay in school as it wasnt helping his bartering skills nor his business skills, Because come on how are you going to pay everything off while being in school for 8 FULL hours a day . He ran into a rough couple of years when he lost interest in buying and selling so that lead him to apply at a local supermarket none other than walmart it's self . He waited and waited until he finally came to the realization that they were not going to call him back this infuriated Zach Hansen. He vowed to take revenge by showing walmart and anyone who had a shitty walmart job that he didnt need them and he could do this on his own. It was a very rough start for Zach Hansen but he pushed through and continued his days of buying and selling until he was finally able to pay off a house , truck, and a car Zach is a living testament that if you work your ass off and buy and sell shit , YOU too can have everything paid off including a honda shadow .
Zach Hansen : Good thing I couldn't give a fuck less about some keyboard warriors think.

I buy and sell shit every day. I own a house. A truck. A car.
All payed off.
So when you get completely low balled after 1000 times. Yeah.
Fuck all of you and you walmart jobs
Zach Hansen by DannyKuro April 10, 2021

Zach Herron 

A boy who went viral singing stitches at school and is now in a band called Why Dont We with 4 of his best friends ; Super cute!:)
Zach Herron by wayhoo July 18, 2017

zach abels 

One very hot and smiley member of The Neighbourhood. He plays guitar and so rumour has it he is very good with his fingers.
Damn did you see zach abels on stage last night..
zach abels by shelurbsmusic May 16, 2014

Zach Herron 

Zach Herron started as a social media influencer. He then became a part of a group called Why Dont We. The group is growing rapidly in followers and getting bigger by the second. Zach Herron is the youngest member. (Hottest one in my opinion *wink wink*) Zach Dean Herron also went viral by singing stitches at school. But he's best known for his band.
Zach Herron is from Why Don't We.

Zach Herron is the youngest member of Why Don't We.

Zach Herron, @whydontweboi

Zach Dean Herron

Zach Herron 

Zach Herron is the cutest and the most adorable human being in existence. He's the youngest member of the hottest boy band in the history Why Don't We. His voice is so perfect. My heart melst when i look at his eyes. Idk what to say he's just the most perfect guy.
Person:Did you see Zach Herron's new post on instagram?
Me:Duhh,what do you think I do all day?
Zach Herron by Girlfriend material February 4, 2018
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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