The ultimate prank. This requires
A) a victim B) a pooper c) a hitter
The steps:

1) Wait for the victim to fall asleep
2) get the pooper to eat many things throughout the day to improve the prank. I suggest laxatives as well. Get him to take a poo and not wipe his ass.

3) Go to the victim and get the pooper to spread his buttcheeks 4-5 inches away from the victim's face
4) the hitter then proceeds to hit the victim in the balls, causing him to wake up and splatter his face into the pooper's bung hole
5) Yell "Huka Zuna!". Screaming "Mutha fucka" right after is optional, but its highly advised

"Dammit man, Charlie was such a dick today. We should Huka Zuna that mutha fucka"

Huka Zuna by Dudeboyman March 29, 2010

jack zuna

a verry big homosexual

you know jack zuna? you mean the homosexual

jack zuna by hibdehoopla November 4, 2011

Zunairah

Zunairah's are usually goddesses or angels in dusguise. They are mostly introverted, but once you get to know them, they have an interesting personlity. Some Zunairah's don't know about their goddess/angel identity. Those who do will most often try to hide it. If you meet a Zunairah, don't take it for granted. When her time comes to show her poweres, she will greatly reward her friends.

"I think Zunairah has powers..."

Zunairah by PinkFudge October 28, 2019

Zunaira

A great friend who is always there for you. Be good to her because you are privileged to have her as a friend.

person1: Zunaira is such a great friend.
person2: Yeah i wish i had a friend like her.

Zunaira by imalittlewhore July 23, 2018

Zunaid

A person who is very kind, handsome, and impressively strong. They are often found helping multiple charities at a time and giving back to the world. They have wives named Samar who are not the most attractive but then again Zunaid’s like to tackle a challenge. Last but not least, they are people who have acquired unparalleled skill at video games and are often found “carrying the team”.

They call me zunaid
Damn that man is fine looking, he must be a Zunaid.
Dang he just destroyed me in cod, he has skill much like a Zunaid

Zunaid by Cronemveer June 30, 2021

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

Word of the Day on September 25, 2026

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026