Zozing 

Jason is actually quite off base and I was offended just reading his definition. Jordan, in fact, agrees with Rhykeey (Rih-key) in the defining of the term "zozing." According to both Jordan and Rhykeey, zozing is a synonym for the term study halling.

While waiting to drink with Ryan and Zoe, Rhykeey and Jordan grew increasingly impatient with the zozing occurring in Ryan's room.

Zozing by Jordan February 13, 2005

Zozing 

(To Zoze)

A: According to Ricky... to engage in "Study Hall."

B: According to Jason and Jordan, to cuddle in a way in which the couple appears to be sleeping when in fact theyre spooning, groping, and probably even kissing.

One night Ricky walked into the room and saw Ryan and Zoe Zozing it up on his bed. He said "Hi."

Zozing by Jason February 13, 2005

safe zoning

The art of distancing a "lover", or good friend in an orbital space. Not too far, not too close. When they get too far, you pull them back in, when they get too close, you push them back out into the "safe zone". This keeps the person in your life, exactly where you want them.

The bitch wants to get married, and I don't. The sex is great, but I'm just not ready for commitment. "Safe Zoning" her would be to ignore or be non-committal to her emails and phone calls and when you've totally pissed her off, send her a dozen roses, fuck her, and repeat the cycle.

safe zoning by BoMat April 27, 2008

warp zoning

A reference to Super Mario Brothers in which a player would skip several levels in order to achieve the ultimate objective of saving the princess. More generally, it refers to someone who wants to achieve a goal more easily than he otherwise could by stacking the odds in his favor or by skipping steps that would ordinarily be required.

By joining forces with Dwayne Wade and Chris Bosh, Lebron James is warp zoning himself to a championship.

warp zoning by Hank Thompkins December 9, 2011

Zzing

A zing with 2 z's that someone says if they say to themselves when they make a really good joke out load to their friends

Wolf: Hey did you hear that really cool joke Tom said
Reas: Ya but I heard him Zzing at the end.
Wolf: That kills it.

Zzing by Adamgogle Uknownothing July 10, 2014

zoning 

Zoning..... is where you stare at something, completely oblivious to the world around you, and oblivious to the fact that you are staring at something, whilst either thinking about nothing and being in a kind of trance, or being in deep thought. "Zones" can last either a few seconds or a few mins. At the end of it, you suddenly realise your zoning and snap out of it, coming back to the real world

(after a minute of doing nothing, Joel suddenly jerks his head up)
Scott: Zoning again man?
Joel: Yeah

zoning by Eloquence August 30, 2006

Middle Zoning 

The zone between friendzoning and relationship zoning. When someone doesn't really like you but could see where it goes and there is the possibility of liking you. They could maybe like you.

Joe: She's kinda cute but I'm not sure if I like her.
Matt: Just middle zone her bro!!!
Joe: What does that mean?
Matt: Just flirt with her sometimes and see how she reacts when you flirt with her and when you don't!
Joe: So like friendzoning?
Matt: It's like friendzoning and relationship zoning!
Middle Zoning: In the middle of friendzoning and relationship zoning.

Middle Zoning by Minan123 September 16, 2018