In Mexico, they tell stories of a legendarybandit known as Zorrero...
A bandit who steals your TV, pawns it, and leaves a steaming pile of his own feces in its place in the shape of a "Z"
Reenactment:
"Where's my 36" High Definition Wega? Oh my god what's that smell? sees carefully placed fecal material in shape of Z Damn you Zorrerooooooo! Shakes fist in anger"
The sweetest guy you will ever meet and is always joking around. Has a smile that can change any ones mood and is always laughing. His laugh and personality are the best things about him but he is also the cutest guy in the world. Has only one girl and plans on keeping that girl for the rest of his life. Loves his girlfriend more than anything in the world and will protect her from everything. Has a very large butt that is very squishy. Knows how to treat his girl right no matter what they might be going through and will forever be loving that one special person.
I fell in love with a guy named Zorrell from the first moment that I saw him.
If you have someone like Zorrell in your life than you are very lucky.
The Asian Viking god that invented cooking. Pretty much the main god of Schletchkavotchkavacheinia-Japan. Seriously, the coolest thing since sliced bread, even though he invented bread. When you eat a meal, say "Hail Zorbex" to show your thanks.
Tori: Hurry up the cakes!
Sierra: yeah, they're ready. Here you are -gives cake-
Tori:HAIL ZORBEX!! this cake is delicious!
Sierra: of course! i prayed to Zorbex Anub (an-ub, not anyoob) while i was making it!