In Mexico, they tell stories of a legendary bandit known as Zorrero...
A bandit who steals your TV, pawns it, and leaves a steaming pile of his own feces in its place in the shape of a "Z"
Reenactment:
"Where's my 36" High Definition Wega? Oh my god what's that smell? sees carefully placed fecal material in shape of Z Damn you Zorrerooooooo! Shakes fist in anger"
The sweetest guy you will ever meet and is always joking around. Has a smile that can change any ones mood and is always laughing. His laugh and personality are the best things about him but he is also the cutest guy in the world. Has only one girl and plans on keeping that girl for the rest of his life. Loves his girlfriend more than anything in the world and will protect her from everything. Has a very large butt that is very squishy. Knows how to treat his girl right no matter what they might be going through and will forever be loving that one special person.
I fell in love with a guy named Zorrell from the first moment that I saw him.
If you have someone like Zorrell in your life than you are very lucky.
A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"
Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."