A popular humor site that's mildly amusing at times, but is more often either retarded and incomprehensible or just tastless, callous, and mean-spirited.
The SA "goons" were recently suicide baiting a depressed guy who threatened to kill himself in his livejournal by posting hundreds of nasty comments begging for him to do it. They also seem to think the tsunamis in Asia that killed 150,000 people were somehow amusing. Yeah, this is me not laughing you jackasses.
by cmdrmonkey January 07, 2005
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A bandit who steals your TV, pawns it, and leaves a steaming pile of his own feces in its place in the shape of a "Z"
A bandit who steals your TV, pawns it, and leaves a steaming pile of his own feces in its place in the shape of a "Z"
Reenactment:
"Where's my 36" High Definition Wega? Oh my god what's that smell? sees carefully placed fecal material in shape of Z Damn you Zorrerooooooo! Shakes fist in anger"
"Where's my 36" High Definition Wega? Oh my god what's that smell? sees carefully placed fecal material in shape of Z Damn you Zorrerooooooo! Shakes fist in anger"
by cmdrmonkey February 17, 2005
Get the zorrero mug.The epitome of dumb, shallow, and contrived MTV crap.
-Caught lip-synching on SNL
-Got a record deal purely because of her sister
-Has no talent whatsoever. All the synthesizers in the world can't make her screechy, godawful voice sound good.
-Dyed her hair black to try to distinguish herself from her sister, not even remotely attractive to begin with
-Dreadful MTV reality show
-Has some sort of contrived emo/punk thing going on in the background of her videos, about as hardcore or punk as Avril Lavigne
-Songs are written for her, probably with the help of focus groups, complete with bubble gum teen angst lyrics
-Caught lip-synching on SNL
-Got a record deal purely because of her sister
-Has no talent whatsoever. All the synthesizers in the world can't make her screechy, godawful voice sound good.
-Dyed her hair black to try to distinguish herself from her sister, not even remotely attractive to begin with
-Dreadful MTV reality show
-Has some sort of contrived emo/punk thing going on in the background of her videos, about as hardcore or punk as Avril Lavigne
-Songs are written for her, probably with the help of focus groups, complete with bubble gum teen angst lyrics
The sad part is that there are people who actually CAN sing and write good lyrics who will never have the kind of opportunity that has been wasted on her worthless, talentless ass.
by cmdrmonkey February 20, 2005
Get the ashlee simpson mug.German liquor that tastes like black licorice flavored cough syrup. It's seriously cheap, nasty tasting stuff that will make your mouth taste like someone took a huge dump in it the morning after. I'm not sure who actually drinks it other than frat guys.
Mix a shot of Jager with a can of Red Bull to make a jagerbomb. The stimulant effects of the Red Bull delay the effects of the ethanol, allowing you to drink more and become extremely drunk without initially realizing it. It also helps mask the stank ass taste of the Jager.
by cmdrmonkey August 18, 2005
Get the jagermeister mug.Nigger spelled backwards; used to in the presence black people to avoid having one's ass beaten to a bloody pulp.
by cmdrmonkey May 07, 2005
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A soap opera for repressed homosexual rednecks. Consists of overweight men in tight spandex with huge bulges role-playing, trying to 'wrestle' each other, and getting all melodramatic. Yeah thats not blatantly gay...
by cmdrmonkey September 05, 2003
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