Zoozed

When you're halfway between zooted and blazed.

Dog I can't move I'm zoozed as hell.

by Sir Shmix-A-Lot August 8, 2020

Zooted

When you are so high that you forget you ordered pizza. Then the door bell rings, you get scared, then really happy, because you forgot you ordered pizza.

That cute redhead is so zooted.

by Donniekong August 28, 2016

Zooted

Just deliriously high.

Are you prepared to get zooooooted?.....
I stay zooted

by Balz924 October 20, 2017

Zooted

being so f*cking high/drunk the only words you can say are nigga im zooted..

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by tom January 12, 2004

zooded

being extremely blazed/stoned/fucked up by way of the marijuana pot.

Dude, I am so fucking zooded.

by pick out the seeds and stems March 15, 2007

zoosed up

The most amazing feeling ever!!!

Smoke a blunt, smoke a bong, drink some beer, pop some pills, get ZOOSED UP!!!!

by Randell & Paul February 4, 2009

zooked

being extremely high or stoned to the point of feeling paralyzed

Mike: yo man is he gonna hit this or no
Dan: are you kidding me that kid is zooked!

by andrew242345 September 9, 2008