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When you are so high that you forget you ordered pizza. Then the door bell rings, you get scared, then really happy, because you forgot you ordered pizza.
That cute redhead is so zooted.
Zooted by Donniekong August 28, 2016
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Are you prepared to get zooooooted?.....
I stay zooted
Zooted by Balz924 October 20, 2017
being so f*cking high/drunk the only words you can say are nigga im zooted..
Zooted by tom January 12, 2004
being extremely blazed/stoned/fucked up by way of the marijuana pot.
Dude, I am so fucking zooded.

zoosed up 

Smoke a blunt, smoke a bong, drink some beer, pop some pills, get ZOOSED UP!!!!
zoosed up by Randell & Paul February 4, 2009
being extremely high or stoned to the point of feeling paralyzed
Mike: yo man is he gonna hit this or no
Dan: are you kidding me that kid is zooked!
zooked by andrew242345 September 9, 2008