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Zoovac

"Greetings! I am Zoovac."
Biographical Information
Full Name
Zoovac
Gender
Male... sort of?
Species
Clown-on-a-stick
Known Relatives
His evil counterpart in that dark world
Affiliation
Xaq; The Company (formerly)
Aliases
Zoovac 2.01, Ju'Baq2, Supurbia3, Pride4 (Sin Name)
Physical Information
Height
Roughly 6" to the top of hair
Weight
Not terribly heavy;
He can be carried

Eye Color
Unknown
Blood Type
He's a robot, he doesn't have
blood!

Special Powers
He can tap into any kind of electronic medium (Internet, phone lines) and use them any way he wants; Also, as Zoovac 2.0, he can emit a foul red gas, which is actually Nitrogen Dioxide.
Real-world Info
Created By
Chris DeLuca
First Appearance
"Zoovac Game"
"Everyone's Favorite Clown on a Stick". -Anonymous
Zoovac is a mechanical clown on a stick. That is to say, he is a highly advanced sentient machine, which resembles a clown head atop a metallic 'stick'-- in actuality, more of a tripod. Zoovac represents billions of dollars' worth of machinery, but he's much more than a simple machine.

Zoovac has devoted his life to the struggle against evil, and utilizes human agents in his quest to do right by the world. However, there are also other, darker sides to Zoovac, which rarely come out-- remnants of his past.
Noun:

"I am awesome, but not as awesome as Zoovac"
"He is beyond Superman, he is essentially Zoovac"
"I read the news today, oh boy, about a lucky robot named Zoovac"

Verb: " I will Zoovac the hell out of that chess game, till i checkmate your King."

"Zoovac yourself!!" (expletive)

Adverb: "Mark my words, from the descent of man will emerge a superman of Zoovackian proportions"
Zoovac by Xaqvac November 27, 2020
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to go into motion quickly or in an otherwise preferable pace or manner.
You're a passenger in a car with your friend driving while at a red light. The light turns green and you're friend doesn't see it. You knock him on the chest with the back of your hand and say... "zoova"
zoova by Larkid April 21, 2005
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